Quotes part whatever +1

A: If you got any hot cousins, hook me up!
Me: Get your own cousins!

?: Would you ever grind your wife?

Priceless.

Apocalyptic Sigh-Fi

I wish I'd audited this course instead. I hate these essay topics. They make no sense to me. And they're so long, too. I want this to end now. I'll probably end up with a high C on this.

Quotes part whatever

Setting: Presentation class

Female student: I like your stripes and plaids today.
Professor: Thank you. But do you know what the best part is? *Mouths* Commando.
Male student: Sir, did you just say commando?
Professor: What?! Are you sick?!

I will set before my eyes no vile thing...

Yesterday on my way to dinner, I saw this one peculiar individual. He had the following attributes:

Blonde hair tied at the back of head, long mop down to upper back

Pale white skin

Small tight black leather jacket that went down to ribs only

Tight black leather pants

Thighs the size of my biceps on a muscular day

Knee high boots with 6-8 inch platforms

And then today in my nerdy apocalyptic sci-fi class, the following guy sat beside me:

Fat and pale white

Half curly half greasy hair in disarray

Long facial hair with the same kinda texture. Beard about 4 inches long

Fobby glasses with thick rims and arms

Tremendous body odour

Happy belated!

Had loads of fun today with Candace and Angie. Since us uni folks were busy during the week of Feb 21, we had to postpone the celebration of Candace's birthday til today.

Went to Ajisen Ramen for lunch, then Twister for karaoke. Also much fun just seeing Candace's face when she opened our presents. Angie and I combined our skills to make her a video tribute and a comic about her and Lil' Masta and gang.

What a fun day.



And also, today is Mango's birthday! Happy birthday Sam!!