Cheesy jokes

Cands: I can't turn on this gay iPod!
Me: That's because only a guy can turn it on!

*Fire truck goes by with siren on*
Angie: I wonder what happened...
Me: I think there's a fire, Angie.

Quotes part whatever +3

So we were at MHQ at Pacific Mall and we saw some funny wrong lines in English songs. Best one of the day came from Enrique's "Bailamos."

Original:
...Oooh
Tonight we dance
Oooh
Like no tomorrow...

Instead:
...Oooh
Tonight we dance
Oooh
Like go to your room...

Priceless.