Oh, facebook...

My elementary school best friend just added me on facebook. I swear I haven't had contact with him since the beginning of grade 9. Wow. Time flies... Good ol' facebook...

And "HB Gayman!"

Thought of the day

What's the difference between a simile and a metaphor?

A simile is like a metaphor, and a metaphor is a simile.

Credible, Identifiable, Authentic

My list:
Cambodians ingest anthrax
Crap invades anus
Carnivourous insects ambush
Curry ignites aorta
Cut into arteries
Crippled invalids arise
Crusty inflamed ankle
Cholestrol invigorates Americans
Clearly, I annihilate
Candace insults Angie
Clubs incite assault
Cure implosive acne
Cruel intellectual abuse
Cosplayers imitate anime
Cocaine intoxicates all
Crutches impale ambulance
Cursing idiots avoided
Cops investigate arson
Christian injures animals (inspired by El's sharing about missions)
Canadian Inuits assemble
China invades Afghanistan
Christ inspired autobiography
Cologne includes acid
Creamy intestinal aftershave
Communists' indecisive applause (inspired by Rachel's sharing about missions)

Steve's list:
Children imitate apes
Cheating is advantageous
Cheap imitation art
Charming interview antics
Crazy institution abandoned
Charade impedes authorities
Cast into abyss
Chaos instigates anarchy
Crashing into airplanes
Chinese immigrant assimilation
Crocodiles invade Australia
Charge imply assault
Coolness involves acting
Call it awkward
Crack induced addiction
Catching illegal aliens
Creative illegitimate activities
Casting illiterate actors
Correcting ignorant Americans
Career in annihilation
Concealing immaculate allegations
Courage in adversity
Craving Indian appetizers
Challenging integration assignment
Calculating immediate assumptions
Can I amputate?
Crushing intelligence agencies
Creating indestructible adamantium

SALT and LCS

My list:
Loving couple splits
Lesbian concubine struggles
Literati champ Steve
Leave children stranded
Listening convicts scheme
Lucifer collects sinners
Lust corrupts sisters
Logan's claws slash
Lemon clogs sphincter
Lucky Charms salmonella
Lobster capsizes salmon
Leprechauns condemn Santa
Loose cannon sizzles

Softball ain't life. Turds.
Scrabble amateurs lose terribly
Scandalous adulterers love trouble
Sanjay al-Lahad terrorizes
Sexy Angelina loots temples
Shoot all lurking trespassers
Supremist Aryans lack tolerance
Slovakian army locates Taliban
Singles attract like tards

Steve's list:
Laxative causes spillage
Loser challenges "sexing"
Least crazy sibling
Losing crushes spirits
Legion conquers Singapore
Laughter cures syphillis
Liger chases Spaniard
Last cheater standing
Laser cannon sniping
Longest cursing spree
Leaky cruise ship
Legendary chess superstar
Legal child spanking

Joseph's list:
Love conquers spite


More to come?

AIDS

Anus interrupts diarrhea stream
Actually, I don't shower
Amnesia induced down syndrome
Aboriginal Inuits drink shots
Acupuncture instantly dissolves soreness
Angie imitates dancing streakers
American infidels deserve sabotage
Autopsy indicates dirty sausage
Asian immigrants demand sushi

Haha!

Hearing my own voice from Sunday service's choir. I sound terrible. Very deep and off.

Idiots

Two punks tried to steal our stuff during our softball game yesterday. We caught them and chased them down. Two idiots trying to steal stuff from a group of over thirty people with bats. Good thing we weren't Islamic extremists; it'd be messy cutting off the hands of thieves with metal bats.

Broke the tie and got a new tie

I worked my last shift today at Dominion. No longer am I under the dominion of...Dominion.

I lost my tie at work a few weeks back because I took it off after it kept unbuttoning my shirt somehow. By the end of my shift it was gone. I think rockerman took it by mistake. Whatever. Free tie anyway. So today at work, the store assistant manager saw I had no tie on and gave me a new one. I assume he didn't know it was my last day today. Sweet.

I killed two fish today. My final two. And they were puny. A bit of an anti-climax.

Starting tomorrow, Sept. 2, 2006, lobster claws are on sale 4 for $7.96. It lasts until Sunday. Get them while supplies last.

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