I should be a screenwriter

Saw Shoot 'Em Up today, starring Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and Monica Belucci. It's basically a series of action sequence, with a plot thrown in on the side to link one scene to the next, though not always done smoothly. It's also a comedy because of the cheesy one-liners and its lack of attempt to be coherent.

Next movie I saw today was Snakes on a Plane.

If movie goers want to see crap that takes minutes to write, I should aim for that and be filthy rich for doing virtually nothing. God bless Americans.