I will set before my eyes no vile thing...

Yesterday on my way to dinner, I saw this one peculiar individual. He had the following attributes:

Blonde hair tied at the back of head, long mop down to upper back

Pale white skin

Small tight black leather jacket that went down to ribs only

Tight black leather pants

Thighs the size of my biceps on a muscular day

Knee high boots with 6-8 inch platforms

And then today in my nerdy apocalyptic sci-fi class, the following guy sat beside me:

Fat and pale white

Half curly half greasy hair in disarray

Long facial hair with the same kinda texture. Beard about 4 inches long

Fobby glasses with thick rims and arms

Tremendous body odour