SALT and LCS

My list:
Loving couple splits
Lesbian concubine struggles
Literati champ Steve
Leave children stranded
Listening convicts scheme
Lucifer collects sinners
Lust corrupts sisters
Logan's claws slash
Lemon clogs sphincter
Lucky Charms salmonella
Lobster capsizes salmon
Leprechauns condemn Santa
Loose cannon sizzles

Softball ain't life. Turds.
Scrabble amateurs lose terribly
Scandalous adulterers love trouble
Sanjay al-Lahad terrorizes
Sexy Angelina loots temples
Shoot all lurking trespassers
Supremist Aryans lack tolerance
Slovakian army locates Taliban
Singles attract like tards

Steve's list:
Laxative causes spillage
Loser challenges "sexing"
Least crazy sibling
Losing crushes spirits
Legion conquers Singapore
Laughter cures syphillis
Liger chases Spaniard
Last cheater standing
Laser cannon sniping
Longest cursing spree
Leaky cruise ship
Legendary chess superstar
Legal child spanking

Joseph's list:
Love conquers spite


More to come?