Math Quiz

Found this on Joyce's page, so I did it myself. And surprisingly...

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Food For Thought

Have you been to Popeye's Chicken lately? Ever order that three piece chicken deal for $3.79 or so? You know, the one called Naked Chicken Strip?

Now what is up with that?! Naked Chicken Strip?! Since when are chickens not naked? Calling them naked is as redundant as saying "look at that human person." And how can something naked strip? What has the world come to? Ridiculous!

Okay I'm done.

Gore Chore + Maccabre

Ripped the guts out of this fish, sliced his heart away and plopped it on the cutting board; the third in a line of fish hearts I arranged.

I left the fish alone to work on the next, and the fish sans-organs flopped a few times, though feebly. How did that happen? Bio majors, answer at once!

Body Count

20+/-1. Can't recall exactly. One was handicapped and swam upside down, and at times vertically. It had a somewhat healed laceration/bruise on its left side, and I had to gut it. I feel like one of those people who throws sticks in front of brittle old women rolling downhill on rollerblades.

Random Convo

This is actually a monologue by no other than Bob "Obi-"Wong. May not be in exact words.

Bob: I had a dream last night with you two. Robyn left and Jerry's like "bye, baby." I woke up and I was like "Oh. It's a dream."