So I got a message on the family voicemail thingimajig today. A call from Dominion with a possible job offer. Blap blap! Sorry Gums, I stole your line. But anyway, gonna walk my lazy bum down there tomorrow first thing in the morning and see about this job. Blap blap! Thanks God. You won't be disappointed.
To those who ask me to do edits for your essays, one person in particular, who will probably never read this, tough luck for you :P