Telltale Signs of a Chinese Christian Youth Gathering

Glasses and crucifixes

Mainstream worship songs in the background, live or on legit CDs

At least one acoustic guitar and >=1 guy strumming at all times

Token Asian(s) in sporty/gangsta wear

Carebear paraphernalia

Creeper (thx javamaster)

Did I miss anything?

And no, this is not meant to offend anyone.