Dialogues

Random dialogues I remember from my past. Starting with the most recent:

Dec 21, 2005. Around 8-9 pm.

Co-worker: (Laughing hysterically but managed to keep it somewhat quiet)
Me: What happened?
Co-worker: Haha...This (expletive deleted) lady just sneezed on me. So (expletive deleted) gross!
Me: Hahaha! (Thinking, "why are YOU laughing?")

Second incident, around grade 8.

White mother: Jerry, can I adopt you?
Me: Hahaha.............no.